Absurdia Productions

To: The faithful and impressionable customers of Absurdia Inc.
RE: Stock Renovations

The associates of Absurdia Productions regret to inform our faithful patrons, that during our stock reductions coinciding with the supply and demand of the new mental market, we will be discontinuing a few of our products.

Our "religions" section will be eliminated in our new catalog, as it has been the decisions of our staff that the numerous recalls and general inconsistencies have rendered this category all but obsolete. We will be carrying scarce little in the "spirituality" department too, as it seems to be compatible only with the "intolerance" or cheap "elitism" available from other outlets.

It has never been our practice to offer the lower line of products, yet it still has surprised us to note that some of these memes such as "misogyny" have built quite the name for themselves. We will not carry it nonetheless for the simple lack of any complimentary products such as "narcissism", "xenophobia", "perversion" or the generic "redneck".

One might now ask us what we will be carrying and the list will be none to sparse. e have managed to secure a non-imported "social conscience" a "sense of place" and a "common sense". These memes are guaranteed to make wonderful replacements to the old feckless positions and attitudes. The newer models of "tolerance" and "personal responsibility" work with any other positive reinforced schema.

On the other hand, while "religiousness" and "spirituality" are more easily controlled through a hub module (Cardinal, Rabbi, Yogi or Mastermind), they have the obnoxious tendency to be noisy and totally incompatible with everything else in the category. For instance, take a perfectly good synaptic network and introduce a dose of "catholicism". Under further study, you are prone to exhibit symptoms of "patriarchy", "nature was created for human men" and "the woman is a vessel", which are completely separate items available for purchase, and it is our wish to provide only products that have been requested.

As a footnote, we would like to preface any further inquiry into "morality". No! We do not carry it, nor will we ever. It's an absurd notion that one can purchase this trait or that it is independently found in other products. It is well known in the neural profession that morality is beyond any code, religion or creed.

We would like to extend our thanks for you continued participation in our company and in our goals to bring a wider model of ideas to the global community.